clip 1 :
pig: look at my new fish tank.
rat: wad are 'eir names?
pig: well..'er's HOPE n TRUTH n REALITY n DREAMS n DIGNITY n LOVE n ---
rat: is that LOVE o'er there?
pig: that's LUST..'ey're hard to tell apart..
clip 2
rat: how r ur new fish doin?
pig: nt gd. i cant find HOPE n DREAMS
rat: wad happened to 'em?
pig: i dunoe..but REALITY is fatter than ever!
clip 3
rat: who's tt new fish u added?
pig: that's GREED..he moved into e castle.
rat: but tt castle was already packed with fish. how'd he make room?
pig: DIGNITY went right out e window.
clip 4
pig: i added a new fish to e tank.his name is TRUE HAPPINESS
rat: whr's he?
pig: i dunoe.
rat: why dont u noe?
pig: TRUE HAPPINESS is hard to find
clip 5
rat: y is 'er only one fish in e tank?
pig: his name is THE TRUTH..i took out all e other fish so i can clean the tank..
rat: y didnt u take him out too?
pig: because he has big teeth n if u try n get near him.u'll lose a finger.
pig: u cant handle THE TRUTH
clip 6
pig: i added a new fish to e tank.his name is A LITTLE INTEGRITY..
rat: i oso added one.his name is COMMERCIAL SUCCESS
pig: but wad if they cant live together?
rat: well.given the high price i paid fer my fish. i tink it's pretty obvious..
zebra: ...so u sacrificed A LITTLE INTEGRITY fer the sake of COMMERCIAL SUCCESS..
pig: im such a sell-out..
hahas..this comic rocks
